Wednesday, April 16, 2008

How to kill a cockroach- the proper cruel way..


Cockroaches are known to be one of the pests that live in our house. They're maybe on the bathroom, kitchen, ceiling, or other spots in your house.

Are these disgusting pesky insects trouble you?
or make you scream for your life and jump so high like an idiot?

Well, here's a solution just for you.. be an exterminator!
(1)First thing is basic..
you gotta do is discharge your fear over cockroaches..
(2)Second..
Gather proper tools for execution..
(a) lighter
(b) alcohol
(c) slippers
(d) candle(if necessary)
(e) glue and stick

(note: you don't need to wear idiotic costumes to do such extermination)

(3)Third..
find a cockroach..
(4)Fourth..
splat it with your slippers..
(note: don't kill completely the roach, just put it in a semi-critical condition, or let's say in 50-50 condition)
(5)Fifth..
Grab it with your stick and hang it to place where you can play fire (prone to no accident area)
Glue one or more of it's feet..
(6)Sixth..
Set your lighter to the highest blow..
(7)Seventh..
Sprinkle enough amount of alcohol unto the roach
(8)Eighth..
You can burn it now!
(you can also use candle in such activity)
Enjoy! =)

here's a live example on how to it..
Just watch this video..


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

huy tsikoy! kadamak2x mo talaga! hahahaha! gagu kaaaaaaaaa!

nagsakit ang tiyan ko magbasa nito. hahaha! gagu ka talaga.

Unknown said...

hahaha.. i have a diffrent way of killing our roaches at home. I call it.. my cockroach execution blueprint.

First, I let it slide on the floor with a few gentle kicks until it flips. Then squeeze an amount of elmer's glue (start with the head) until it stops dancing or rattling. (Glitter glues are more fun.)

When the glue dries up, it'll be a conscious roach in a torpid body.

Then set that inert roach on fire until it dies. It's a little less morbid though still vicious. But who cares? they're roaches! they should die!

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critical said...

ahahaha grooossss.. :)) i'ma hire someone to do it for me.. HAHA! poor cockroachiiiees..